Age

Aged to perfection
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art
I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private vacations in the tropics
I intend to live forever...so far, so good
I'm not 40 something. I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling
I'm not getting old, I just need to be repotted
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Old is just a state of mind
Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it
We do not stop playing because we grow old...We grow old because we stop playing
You know you are over the hill when happy hour means nap time
Young at heart...slightly older in other places