Housework

Born to shop…Not to mop
Clean if you must, but don’t write in the dust
Dusting test in progress. Do not disturb samples
HELP WANTED…Everyone in the house qualifies
Housework won’t kill you, but why take the chance?
If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don’t shine, its because I have better things to do with my time
I’m not going to vacuum ‘til Sears makes one you can ride on
My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes
Please don’t feed the dust balls
Please don’t tidy my mess, you’ll confuse me
Please pardon our mess, the maid quit!
Real men do housework
The house isn’t under construction . . . kids live here
This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not
When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes
You can draw in my dust, just don’t date it!